Camel Topiary

The hair around the voluminous vagina of a large woman who likes to wear tight pants and show off her camel toe.

The camel topiary around her beavage is hanging all out of that fat chick's swimsuit. Ewwww.

by KSCloveSJC November 23, 2010

Cherry Topping

When a man is done boning his partner and is about to jizz, he Sticks her in the mouth so that her mouth is all bloody and sucks the man off.

I heard this one dude Mike Holmes that he gave his GF a Cherry topping. and she had to get stitches in her mouth, But he said it felt good.

by Mike Holmes/ Pat O'Brien May 28, 2011

bar topper

When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.

1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."

by CaNoJe August 27, 2011

Sneaker Topping

Placing a sneaker on your head. A fast growing craze.

#SneakerTopping

lets all get Sneaker Topping

by #SneakerTopping June 23, 2013

peach tops

A pregnancy test cause the tops that cover the pee stick are peach colored

Anyone got some peach tops

by Girl1234567891011 January 28, 2014

nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

hipster tops

Hipster Tops is a teen clothing store that sells hipster clothing, crop tops, graphic tees, crew neck sweaters and long sleeves.

I love shopping at Hipster Tops

by Marleneh October 9, 2014