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penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
by strangest.things October 7, 2015
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Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.
Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis
by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016
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PENIS GRIGIO

Penis Grigio. A term that describes the behavior of people well under the influence of a few glasses of vino. Very popular with mums on a night out in Pizza express, or hen do-ers.
Stop acting like a complete Penis Grigio Sandra. Wunt mind but yerv only (hic) had two bottles put yer knickers back on.
by Working Class Intellectual September 8, 2016
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Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.
Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole
by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016
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Penis shavings

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it
Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat
by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
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Penis Shavings

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it
Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes
by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
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peni

by haygirl667 December 2, 2016
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