Negligent Friendacide 

The term used when a friend has been extremely busy that they haven't been able to communicate regularly with their friends.

Ashley: Hey Brittany, have you heard from Nick lately?

Brittany: He's always at work. He's totally committing negligent friendacide.

Negligent Friendacide by Slikniky September 7, 2013

welfareweather friend 

A friend who hangs around only as long as you can provide what he or she cannot (or would rather not) provide for him or herself. This is the friend who is always lamenting their lack of money and makes you feel a certain level of pressure when the time comes to pay for lunch or other entertainment you've shared. This feeling can go as far as a feeling of guilt for being well-off (or not so necessitated) yourself and you may end up offering this person money to help them out. However, the welfareweather friend never pays back and their situation never seems to improve.

friend: "Should we invite Carmen to lunch with us?"
you: "I'd rather not have to pay for her today."
friend: "Yeah, that's true. And we'd have to pay for her kids' lunch too, for sure"
you: "Whenever I tell her I can't invite, she says no to everything. She's a welfareweather friend."

welfareweather friend by madcopy August 20, 2013

Face Friend 

A person who is your friend to you in person but lies about you behind your back when your not around .

Why does Lisa act so nice in person but talk about you when your not here .....because she is a face friend .

Face Friend by realtalk86 September 26, 2015

Best friend 

A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.

Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."

Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"

Best friend by pocketsnails December 27, 2015

Silver Friend 

A friend who gives you everything. Want a loan? Want awesome Christamas presents? Want a new job? Want a new life? Just ask your silver friend for help!

Kyle is my silver friend and gives me chocolate and gifts all the time. Mainly because he is obsessed with me.

Silver Friend by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

a friend of Toto

A homosexual dog. Similar to a friend of Dorothy.

Your bitch won't stop trying to hump my bitch. She must be a friend of Toto.

a friend of Toto by Dahimi August 14, 2016

wi-friend 

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

wi-friend by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016