Lunch for breakfast 

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.

John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.

Lunch for breakfast by Tdar69 September 18, 2017

Carolinian Hot Breakfast 

A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.

My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!

Carolinian Hot Breakfast by Treabis October 27, 2017

hobo's breakfast 

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

hobo's breakfast by do0tz December 1, 2017

Flipping a breaker 

Having sex with a stay at home moms. Usually by pool boys and electricians

Arron was flipping a breaker at Mrs. Johnson's house

Flipping a breaker by SDC_Lc December 20, 2017

The post-breakfast club 

That sad half table at lunch with Bella, Meghan, Jacob, and Lili

Yo! You see those people over there, that’s The Post-breakfast Club.......I know, tragic.

The post-breakfast club by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018

No Bathroom Breaks 

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.

Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*

No Bathroom Breaks by FatPat_P March 6, 2018

dog's breakfast 

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.

Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.

dog's breakfast by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018