Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.

John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands

by grinc August 3, 2024

Person With a Hand Fetish

A person who erases people with explosives.

Hey, is that a person with a hand fetish?

by Kotapower December 3, 2023

Krispy Kreme Hands

Cum on your hands. rub it round. then air dry it.

Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands

by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020

camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

Hand Caverns

Hand Caverns are what you put in front of your mouth to increase the projection of your voice to long distances. You cup your hands intersecting to make a little cave that acts like a make shift mega phone.

Hey, Jimmy, use your hand caverns and go announce that the game has been canceled.

by anonymous June 8, 2025