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Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts
dude you smell like "grandma nuts"
by Isamsmart November 3, 2019
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Blind nut

Like a blind date, but for sex
“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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nut bitch

A female who wishes death upon her significant other. She is dumb and she has no control over what she says. You try to spoil her but she doesn't want it
I was going to cash out for Angelica, but she's a nut bitch.
by DefinitionsHere403 July 1, 2017
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Nut

Releasing your inner frustration and shouting and snapping at somebody
Simon nut all over jessica because she touched him in the wrong places
by Nutterbeater January 1, 2022
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Ballsack nuts man

a man that has giant hairy nuts but his ballsack is fire
by retard ass man 20907 October 1, 2020
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nut thumpin

To have one of your nuts hit the clitoris during intercourse.
Bro, I was banging this girl doggy style last night with such elegance that it had me nut thumpin her so hard she stored my name as thumper in her phone.
by Keeping it real February 15, 2017
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Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"
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