Doing the DJ

rear-ending someone with your car at 35 miles per hour

Do the Dj, do the Dj!
Donald got caught doing the Dj, now he has to call insurance and go to court.

by PokeFreakBlue November 24, 2025

Doin laundry

Doin laundry

Troy tells angie let's doin laundry, she says she was on the phone later angie ask troy still wanna do a load of laundry, troy said no it was a small load I did it by hand

by Fuckin!Ur!MOM!!97 November 26, 2025

Doing an Amanda

When you unleash a bowel apocalypse so sudden and powerful it could evacuate a stadium. A Category 10 Crapnado. Not a poop but a soul eviction. If you’re nearby, run. If you’re driving, swerve. If you’re Amanda, it is too late.

She tried to fart quietly but she was doing an Amanda. That carpet is never recovering.

by Bowel Inspector November 26, 2025

doing the Niklas

When an individual initially gives their assent, only to realize—upon subsequent inquiry—that the commitments already inscribed in their schedule render further engagement untenable.

Jan: Might you, by any chance, be so gracious as to escort the Honorable Senator Korn to the stadium on Friday evening?
Niklas: Alas, I must beg your pardon. Monday evening is irrevocably devoted to CrossFit; Tuesday and Wednesday find me engaged in a scientific conference of considerable importance in Meppen. Thursday is reserved for pole dancing in the distinguished company of my CrossFit peers, and on Friday I have resolved—after careful deliberation—to remain in Hamburg instead.
Jan: Are you, once again, performing what is commonly known as “doing the Niklas”?

by Mamos1899 December 14, 2025

Doing a Camilla

Washing up everything thoroughly before adding to a dishwasher.

I passed the plate to my friend to put in the dishwasher. He washed it up first, so I laughed and said “Why are you doing a Camilla?!”

by Cupcake59 December 23, 2025

Doing A Brady

being handsome

random guy: dude you see that guy doing a brady?
other random guy: yeah he so nonchalant and majestic

by 6473t4r January 13, 2026

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008