Cock Diesel

A giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him. He keeps everyone around him safe. There is never a time to question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth. If still in doubt see Dennis.

Look at that huge man helping that elderly woman crossing the street, as he saves a baby and subdues a criminal. Bro is Cock Diesel!

by DSW-90 July 26, 2015

mouse cock

A tiny or very small penis.

Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard

by pkt December 17, 2004

cock popsicle

Not very useful to most people

useful as a cock popsicle on a cold day

by Craig stebner August 18, 2006

cock puller

male masturbator.

that loser is such a cock puller, he just sits around in his momma's basement playing with himself.

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

cock block

when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.

damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.

by adrian November 27, 2003

cock fat

The fat under the chin of older women. It is presumed that all that space is where a cock use to be. As defined by KW

Man that girl has some serious cock fat. I bet she was popular in the day

by HottaThanButta April 30, 2006

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016