Ur Mom

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023

ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4

ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth

by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a very offencive word to win any fight

personA: yeah well fuck you
personB: yeah well fuck ur mom

(walks off cooly) (other persons jaw drops) personB: yeah dont mess with me

by skye<33 September 16, 2021

Your Mom

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.

Boy 1: Your mom is so fat she broke the chair
Boy 2: Your mom ate my di-

by materialgirl202 April 3, 2022

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Dinis mom

A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there

Dinis mom

by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019