two in the pink one in the stink

The act of giving some bitch two fingers in her cooter and one in her ass.

person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?

person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.

by bader April 11, 2006

the old one two

a video game combination of the melee attack and a shot from a shotgun or other gun with a deadly punch. Also commonly referred to as two-piecing after the destruction the victim suffers.

Fuck dude i fuckin' gave that bitch the old one two that noob got fuckin' two-pieced

oh shit, thats just embarassing

by reuven malter April 29, 2008

Oneity-One

The real way to say 11.

Guy 1: Start the number alphabet at the letter 10
Guy 2: ten oneity-one twelve thirteen-
Guy 1: What.

by Legoboy985 November 21, 2020

casual one pape

When your already a little high and aren't in the mood to have a full out session you simply roll up a "casual one pape". It's rolled quickly and just enough to get the job done and can be dubbed as your contemplating a plan, waiting for someone, or even while walking to your car. The joint would generally have less than .5 of weed and would of course need to be rolled using a single zig-zag/rizla paper.

I'm gonna deal with a casual one pape while you dickheads decide on a plan.

Let's just have a casual one pape while driving to his house.

by Dr. Castor Troy March 14, 2007

aul one

a term used to describe someone's mother

"that's not what your aul one said last night"
"your aul one loves the cock!"

by Colm November 30, 2004

grease one's palms

Paying a certain person or organization to improve your standing with them or attain priveliges other wouldnt by not paying.
On the west coast of Canada it can also mean something of a sexualnature.

"To get that kind of job or promotion you would have to grease one's palms"

by Wade-o G September 1, 2009

the fat one

The fat one is the proverbial "big, fat cock," usually used to describe something bad, often added on to "sucks" or "blows".

1:That song blows the fat one
2:this party sucks the fat one
3:it licked the fat one

by the only smart person in the world February 2, 2006