John Ray

Keep away from children. AA

Damn Thats, John Ray.!.??!

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John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

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John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.

Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*

by The Historic Record of Calc BC May 21, 2024

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John Qusack

A quarter ounce of marijuana

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.

by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018

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Dylan John Price

Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .

that guy is so Dylan john price

by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023

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