Test of Friendship 

When you and a friend have to double team a chick.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*

Test of Friendship by BrosephBro69 October 27, 2010

I see my friends 

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.

Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)

I see my friends by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011

Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule

Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H

Don’t name your friends by Delete this account now June 21, 2023

fried goat cheese 

The best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. Also, one of the few good things to come out of France.

Fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. It has not yet been tried on a werewolf.

Colin: Have you played the new Burnout game?
James: Yeah, it's possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

John: My friend just got bit by a vampire.
James: Give him some fried goat cheese.

fried goat cheese by jamdel January 9, 2009

fried chickenz 

a delious, crunchy, tender, mmm mmm good , da boomb didgity best snack you will ever bez havin YOU DONT BEEZ SHARINZ EITHERZ

By By

oh noez oh noez uz cant bez havin any of MY fried chickenz! i will fight you! i will fight you! i be knows u aint bez touchin my fried chicken! i bez goin allz black night on you! iz bez shanken youz

fried chickenz by friedchickens123 November 17, 2010

FBriend

Someone you are friends with on FaceBook, only on FaceBook, have never personally met, exchanged messages with, heard second-hand references to, or maybe not even seen more than a name and avatar of. Merely calling them "friend" almost insults the meaning of friendship, especially compared to your real friends or even passing aquaintances. In fact people call them "FaceBook Friend" or "Friend-on-FaceBook" knowing that God will punish them for using the word "friend" so cavalierly.

He's just a FBriend, I vaguely remember FBriending him when I was drunk and saw he had 56 FBriends in common with my best friend.

FBriend by DeMoNYC April 29, 2011

fiend pod 

when you take the cotton filters from a juul pod, stuff them into the bottom, and push the rubber gasket down (pushing all extra juice down) in order to fiend the last precious drops of nicotine

“Can I hit your juul?”

“Nah bro I only have a fiend pod left”

fiend pod by lil’tweak February 12, 2019