by Crazy Axer July 16, 2009
Get the shagadelic baby, yeah!mug. A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.
Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.
Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.
Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.
Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.
Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.
Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.
Have you seen Delilah and Ryan's pre-baby Dog, Jaxon? They can't shut up about him. It's rather off-putting.
by The Mahatma December 22, 2008
Get the Pre-baby Dogmug. ezekiel: yo ryan, why is alex on that dudes ass so hard everyday and always crying about something and acting like he isn’t lazy but the laziest dude around?
ryan: because he’s a nigger faggot baby.
ryan: because he’s a nigger faggot baby.
by burts nut May 9, 2020
Get the Nigger faggot babymug. When a mans penis is so small or his scrotum is unusually large, that the penis lays engulfed in his sack like a small baby in a large bean bag.
Ernesto - "I thought sergio didn't have a penis at first, but then noticed it was hard to find because he had a baby in a bean bag."
by Dmitri Austin May 25, 2010
Get the Baby In A Bean Bagmug. by Dj Imperial Grand Masters Eric and Marcus April 4, 2008
Get the baby escape pathmug. A grown man that’s still attached to his mother’s nipple. Usually totally dependent on his mom. This adult male lives at home and / or is unable to make decisions without his mother’s approval.
by ChamberGirl February 6, 2018
Get the baby boy syndromemug. 1. A baby who is made to be cuter than the babies of reality, who as a result is a statistical anomaly in the natural baby kingdom.
2. A feeling, not experienced by the baby per second, but more the feeling that is given off by the infant in question.
2. A feeling, not experienced by the baby per second, but more the feeling that is given off by the infant in question.
by 13BC March 30, 2015
Get the Dr. Pepper Babymug.