Extinction Balls

Extinction balls are what a man is left with after a vasectomy. If we relied upon these balls to propagate the human species it would cause extinction of the species.

Latin: extinctio sphera

random guy: Hey dude how are your balls doing
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.

by the bestestestest person ever November 3, 2020

Turquoise Balls

When a man is both sexually deprived and jealous

"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"

"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."

"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"

by Yo Mama's skydiving accident November 9, 2020

Soy Balls

Ballsack With Soy

i dipped my ballsack in soy now its soy balls

by Choongmeister616 November 18, 2020

No Balls

the sacred phrase used by the boys that can make any man do anything

no balls you wont do it

by shrimp dic November 20, 2020

Sausage Balls

The smell of a man's scrotum when unwashed for a period of two weeks or longer.

My room smells like sausage balls because I haven't showered in two weeks.

by CraZKchick December 7, 2020

mace balls

After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs

My balls are stabbing me! I have mace balls!

by Anonymous January 18, 2021

Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

by Green & Salty January 19, 2021