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john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 July 22, 2016
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John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.
"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."
by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018
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Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro
Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro
by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022
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John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.
by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023
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Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15
hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?
by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025
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John

John is very hesitant. He has very big ears and can very ambitious. They can be very cantankerous. They able. They are blue.
Guy 1: “look at john”
Guy 2: “okay”
by spooksay September 9, 2020
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