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John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael
Man, I was just John Michaeled
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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John

The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
Dude, John is really average.
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
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Doing a John Opkins

John Opkins is an English voice actor renowned for his gift at doing a range of English accents.
‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.

‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
by SwissMinty February 22, 2025
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John

John has a smile that makes you go weak at the knees. His ‘come to bed eyes’ will give you wild thoughts. He is charismatic, sexy and covered in tattoos. Tall, dark and handsome would be a perfect description. He always knows what to say to make you smile and will cause butterflies in your stomach whenever he’s near you. He has a big heart and also a big 🍆. He is also unbelievable in the sack.
John walks past and says “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”

Response “Hi!”
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John Edward

A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.

He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.

John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.

He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.

He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.

John Edward is one of a kind.

John Edward is for keeps.

Little girl is so blessed to have him.
You’re so lucky with your boyfriend! He’s so John Edward!
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Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap
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John

Someone who's the bassist of a band.
"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"
by butte phucker August 31, 2019
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