A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.
Lisa: I thought Rick & Joan were heading towards divorce?
Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.
Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.
Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.
Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.
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Get the shagadelic baby, yeah! mug.Another way of saying crib, bassinet, or play pen; a place where you put your baby to play or sleep.
Mrs. France put little Janelle in her baby box so that she and Mr. France couls share some much-needed 'them time' on the veranda.
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Get the baby gorilla mug.1. An uniformed voter who simply votes for the politician who promises to redistribute the most wealth.
2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.
-Hence Baby Brain-
2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.
-Hence Baby Brain-
Derrick: Hey man, why on earth are all of these people in love with Obama. Don't they know he is going to increase taxes and hurt the economy?
Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!
Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...
Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!
Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...
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