band-aid baby

A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.

Lisa: I thought Rick & Joan were heading towards divorce?

Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.

Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.

by Deerdles March 7, 2008

chocolate baby

chocolate coated fried chicken, ususally crispy.

That is some good chocolate, baby.

by Dumb moron who makes up stupid definitions for peo January 24, 2003

shagadelic baby, yeah!

The phrase coined by Austin Powers star Mike Myers as he 'compliments' his female assistants.

Austin: "Fancy a shag?"
Girl: "...what?"
Austin: "Oh, you're shagadelic baby, YEAH!"

by Crazy Axer July 16, 2009

baby box

Another way of saying crib, bassinet, or play pen; a place where you put your baby to play or sleep.

Mrs. France put little Janelle in her baby box so that she and Mr. France couls share some much-needed 'them time' on the veranda.

by Shawn B. December 16, 2003

Baby Maker

a man's down under which then enters a ladies whispering eye then creates some birthday sex

i laid her out then put in my baby maker.

by k.swagger September 12, 2009

baby gorilla

A person who is overweight

"Did you see how much she ate?!"
"YEAH! What a baby gorilla!"

by svenguy October 4, 2006

Baby Brain

1. An uniformed voter who simply votes for the politician who promises to redistribute the most wealth.

2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.

-Hence Baby Brain-

Derrick: Hey man, why on earth are all of these people in love with Obama. Don't they know he is going to increase taxes and hurt the economy?

Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!

Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...

by Rooster Veno February 1, 2013