The Rule of Ly

The rule implemented to consolidate superfluous questions by wait for at least three queries.

Sir, you’ve gotta stop with all the questions. Remember the rule of Ly.

by Chow mein 6 June 10, 2024

The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024

Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

nank rule

if your girlfriend/boyfriend and yourself cannot talk about your emotions as well as respond to one another’s emotions, then they cannot be authorized to do things for you because then they will believe that it is alright to ignore their and your emotions. Examples: pay for your food

Babe you’re not paying for my food. Don’t you know the nank rule?

by Jacob Dredington November 21, 2024

L rule

The shorter a guy is from top to toe, the longer he will be from tip to balls.

So you either you have your longer side in your height or in your dick.

Bob: "Damn, how can Mario find so many hotties to fuck when he's poor, ugly and barely 170 cm/5.5 ft?"
John:"L rule bro"

by Revery December 18, 2024

Hudson rule

Also known as the Hudson principle. Permits intimate relationships of a two-year age gap max, limited to sophomore-senior and junior-(college) freshman pairings.

"Yo, your girl is still in high school?"
"Yeah, she's a senior at my old high school."
"I mean, yeah, but we're freshmen man."
"Dude, Hudson rule."

by bucknuggets January 16, 2025

amphibian rules

When one or now people are in the pool and there are orders outside, then it is the outsiders role to provide drinks to those in the pool.

Please fetch me a beer. Amphibian rules.

by Sceoan January 19, 2025