"At the point where linear time stops; eality becomes nothing more than a recording of all the things that will ever happen." ~ The greatest mind that had ever lived
Do I have a better use of it? Well, I could be using my fair share of all of the projects I've worked on without my consent to pay my fucking electric bill and I COULD be doing something other than sitting in the dark, waiting for the 3 year old bottle of Wild Turkey to kick in. BUT I don't deserve credit for any of that so I guess I'll just sit here because that is literally my only option for at least 30-45 days.
Hym "And just so you know, I'll be doing this every night. I mean, I'm going to run out of Wild Turkey by the end of the night but after that it'll just be sitting in the dark for half of my waking day and waiting for the phone to ring so I can work a minimum wage job within walking distance where people show up to revel in the fact the they won't let me take credit for the things I've done and that's the only reason I'm in this situation. That's how I'll be spending my time. Useless old sack of shit."
When you take a pile of edibles right before an exam and race to finish it before the weed kicks in.
Person 1: Bro, I'm gonna timebomb the Physics exam later today. It's gonna be epic
Person 2: That's our final exam, you're going fail the class you dumbass
When you are only given 120 minutes a day to look at inappropriate stuff/ go on the mary kate and ashley olsen website. It's really hard to be so limited.
Tracey: Hey, Colleen, I have a really good idea, let's stream in some news from CNN.com!
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.