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Time lapse fetish 

"Have you seen her draw my life video?"
"yes, it's so hot. I have a time lapse fetish"
Time lapse fetish by YC85 February 1, 2022
At what point does linear time stop?
"At the point where linear time stops; eality becomes nothing more than a recording of all the things that will ever happen." ~ The greatest mind that had ever lived
Time by Hym Iam April 22, 2022
Do I have a better use of it? Well, I could be using my fair share of all of the projects I've worked on without my consent to pay my fucking electric bill and I COULD be doing something other than sitting in the dark, waiting for the 3 year old bottle of Wild Turkey to kick in. BUT I don't deserve credit for any of that so I guess I'll just sit here because that is literally my only option for at least 30-45 days.
Hym "And just so you know, I'll be doing this every night. I mean, I'm going to run out of Wild Turkey by the end of the night but after that it'll just be sitting in the dark for half of my waking day and waiting for the phone to ring so I can work a minimum wage job within walking distance where people show up to revel in the fact the they won't let me take credit for the things I've done and that's the only reason I'm in this situation. That's how I'll be spending my time. Useless old sack of shit."
Time by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Timebomb 

When you take a pile of edibles right before an exam and race to finish it before the weed kicks in.
Person 1: Bro, I'm gonna timebomb the Physics exam later today. It's gonna be epic
Person 2: That's our final exam, you're going fail the class you dumbass
Timebomb by KingOrangeCube February 28, 2023

quota time 

When you are only given 120 minutes a day to look at inappropriate stuff/ go on the mary kate and ashley olsen website. It's really hard to be so limited.
Tracey: Hey, Colleen, I have a really good idea, let's stream in some news from CNN.com!
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.
quota time by John Harris May 13, 2005

cut time 

When you will do absolutely ANYTHING for a hit of crack
cut time by Lars L February 27, 2007