Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

Ted 2 poo

A way of rejection

Sorry I Ted 2 poo like you

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025

November 2

Annoy the fuck out of your boy best friend lol

Hey dude!
What?
It's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit

by aprettypanseualuwu November 1, 2021

2+2=4

How do you know it's not a false thing you believe that helps you survive? Jesus christ Alex the second I called you out as a plant you HARD SPIRALED into the Jordan Peterson nonsense tower. You're spiraling HARD right now?

Hym "Because if you have 2 to apples in a bucket and you place 2 more apples into that same bucket... You not have IIII 👈 this many. You can change the term you use to represent IIII 👈 This many. You can call 'that many' 4 or four or IV or, shit, you can even call it 5! That being said, there COULD VERY WELL BE some kind of hidden mathematical principle that affects 2+2=4 in some significant way. But, it's just low hanging fruit at this point. That's year 1 stuff. We're past all that."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

October 2

Today is the day. Get with your crush! If you do today you will last forever and that relationship really will be perfect

?: wanna get with me?
?: why?
?: it’s October 2
?: oh right!!! sure

by October2 October 2, 2022

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.

The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Chi to power of 2

its just when to much Chi that u dont realize til its too late.....nothing more not thing less u just dont know the Chi extent

Chi to power of 2 i dont believe she can be seen like that. After a season she change
Yes

by Jimmy Neutral April 15, 2020