thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

Chonk hand

A fat to fat-ish hand

Bro you got a real chonk hand

by 0mqe October 6, 2020

empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

by Kaetag April 5, 2025

Boob Hand

When a girl with big boobs gets elbowed by another girl

YOU BOOB HANDED ME, YOU FOOL!!

by LZan April 4, 2019

On-handed comment

The opposite of a off-handed comment

Hi, i am using a on-handed comment

by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025

Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.

“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”

by RS Grant February 27, 2024