jack

plays basketball and sweats all over the floor. usually fumbles the bag. uses not your mothers hair products. eats watermelon.def has jibizz in his crocs. he had a kind soul. he probably has a hoe hat that he got on one of his yearly tips. he loves dogs and likes bucket hats!

Hot girl: “yo who’s that boy u like”
boy: “oh you mean jack?”
hot girl: “yeah”

by fartberg July 21, 2022

Jack Duffy

Jack DUFFY is a mincer who had a big cock and is very dordy but if you get on the wrong side of him he gets his bellend and turns it into a alien with a ray gun and fucks u hard while firing the bullets in the sensitive areas!

Jack DUFFY has a big cock with a special bellend

by Pussyslayerscott June 11, 2018

jack langhorn

Someone that tickles kids

Jack Langhorn is the stinkiest nonce ever, he smells of Gandhi's flip flop.

by Dog+asian=chow mein October 11, 2020

Jack Heywood

Prick

I’m jack heywood and my face is wider than an NFL stadium

by KKKKeemstar March 12, 2019

jack ruwald

jack ruwald is the hottest and most sexist guy ever. he is the next big thing. he will be a very famous broadway actor in the near future and a TV and film actor. he has 0 friends except himself. overall jack is the most amazing guy ever. he is so nice and everyone loves him. sike

guy: he have you heard about jack ruwald?
girl: yeah, my butthole is still aching from his BBC!

by furry goals 123 September 16, 2020

jack glasper

A sexy man, often known as glapper or the Eiffel Tower, biggest sesh monster

You look like a jack Glasper

by Fjtfcjjdxjjdscb April 18, 2018

Jack

Jacks (Banners) are specimens of a high land mass of about 1 tonne. They are prone to offer everyone on but never follow up on it. Also he has shit house parties.

Why, Jack sure is looking fat today.

by Banner has a big chin February 20, 2019