Penis

The thing the male generation thinks with

Guy: she shouldn't wear that shirt her tits are too big

Girl: stop thinking with ur penis and use what little brain u have

by Gingers_r_leprechauns October 19, 2021

Christmas penis

When a relative or person is horny around the holidays

Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis

by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016

slut penis

Nice penis sucked by a girl called slut penis

JAmal: hey wanna meet slut penis? She is at the slutty slavery department!
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 13, 2023

penis

yelled by every girl when they want dick in there coo chi. Also used as slang. Every boy has a penis. Some want it in there ass

Damn thats a nice penis

by paigeroussel April 20, 2021

Penis smacker

When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.

Stop being a penis smacker.

by PeopleSuckSometimes December 11, 2019

penis

I feel bad for you man
Just scrolling through urban dictionary when ur bored in quarantine. It's ok, I'll be alone with you.

What is that?
Oh that, that's just a penis
That's majestic
Oh yeah I know right

by AnonymousDolphine April 1, 2020

Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”

by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023