monkey wrench 

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

monkey wrench by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021

Monkey Butler

when your “friend” likes your boyfriend.

omg erica definitely has a monkey butler for danny

Monkey Butler by bbmonkey November 16, 2021

Monkey 

1. a certain type of key that can only be used on Monday at 2:22 pm Eastern MVES time it is favored by all with little to no brain cells left

I will use the Monkey to open a brain

Monkey by Samsauce January 11, 2022

Monkey-monkey

Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.

Billy is about to learn what Monkey-monkey means.

Monkey-monkey by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022

Monkey Fuck 

Really shitty weed.

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”

Monkey Fuck by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

Monkey shoes 

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them

Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro

Monkey shoes by Yomommafat July 20, 2022

monkey springs 

A black man's pubic hairs

I went to the bathroom, and Ty left his monkey springs all over the floor.

monkey springs by Chefs kiss November 18, 2022