Pirate-eye

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.

Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"

by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022

Pirate eye

When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.

Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.

Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.

Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!

Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??

by Ydnim June 08, 2020

Pirate Eye

When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.

Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?

Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.

by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021

pirate eye

Cumming in a girls eye and making her close it then yelling arghhhh

I pirate eyed her bro!!

by Lookinglsotbrol February 22, 2017

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

Refrigerator eyes

Overlooking the obvious. It's when you're searching everywhere in the refrigerator for the milk, only to fail to notice that it's right in front of you.

1. "I can't find my keys."

"Hey Refrigerator eyes, they are in your hand."
2. Looking for your sunglasses when they are perched on top of your head.
3. Trying to find a pen to write with while it's already in your pocket.
4. Looking for your phone while talking on it and not realizing it's in your hand.

by jawa nomad February 19, 2024

pitch eye

To keep a keen eye on, to watch very closely.

You better keep a pitch eye on him. He's inching toward the door.

by J'doe March 23, 2015