maggie bag

To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.

Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.

by HRH Satan November 28, 2009

Fall Back Porn

The rare porn that to you is re-watchable and when all else fails and other porns are not getting you off, you go back to a classic that can get the job done.

Chris couldn't finish masturbating while watch the grandma porn so he went to his fall back porn and watched his favorite; Back Door Sluts 9.

by Tazdudeman August 12, 2010

Dryer Baby

The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby

Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.

by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010

Keg Bash

Originally created as The Summer Kegbash, Keg Bash was a series of large field parties in Middle Tennessee beginning in 2007 and ending in 2010. Kegbash was funded initially by an enourmous busch beer can collection cashed in at the height of metal prices to fund the purchase of 10 kegs, DJ, and location rental. Subsequent income was produced by a $10 entrance fee with color coded wristbands designating over and under the age of 21. In its prime, Kegbash mixed the elements of a traditional field party with bar quantity drinking and a rowdy club atmosphere to produce pure pandamonium. In addition to large quantities of kegs, mixed drinks and concoctions such as the popular do it fluid and raderade were provided in mass quantity. While Keg Bash did not have a dedicated location, it did develope a rather loyal trashy following becoming notorious for the inevitable wet t-shirt contest, keg stand competition, and ultimately intervention by local authorities. Winter Kegbash 2009 stands alone as the only Keg Bash to not end in a rampage or police intervention while holding the record for attendees with 612 people consuming 11 kegs in less than 3 hours.

While there never was a formal ending to Keg Bash, it was generally accepted that after Tommy Mcthrowdown was arrested when he bumped a police cruiser with six open kegs in his vehicle, it was better to burn out then fade away.

Are you going to Keg Bash tonight?
-Yeah, but how many kegs are gonna be there?
Fifteen of the finest Busch beer and King Kobra kegs known to man.

by Donny mallox December 14, 2010

holy balogna

A well-endowed man

Mary: Jon, I'm leaving you for Marcus.
Jon: Why? What did I do?
Mary: Nothing! He just has the holy balogna

by notmy1stchoice December 26, 2010

Boy Band Theory

The theory that in any given boy band, two of the members are gay for each other. Begun by crazed fangirls . You can see examples of this by going to Youtube and typing in a live performance by a band, and checking the comments. This is followed by name combination.

Boy Band Theory:
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon

by Mr.ToeDuck January 16, 2011

Monkey Barrel

Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.

Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.

Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.

by Dikembe Fratumbo January 26, 2011