The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive it the next year, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN, so I received a No Nut Redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.

Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah

by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020

Nuts

Crazy, unstable.

Jack is nuts. from Best in Show

by snagglejew February 27, 2022

Nut

A term used for a weird or gay person prominently in Philly also called nutty.

Nah your nutty.

by Sillygirl16 October 22, 2023

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

bust nut

The verb, to shower.

Rhys: "Liam, I really need to bust nut".
Liam: "Nah let me go for a shit first".
Rhys: "Okay be quick, make sure you spray the VIPoo"
Liam: "No problemo"

by Captain Rev May 4, 2020