Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

penis munchies

the desire for penis

damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016

penis

A man's genital often referred to as a dick or a cock.

Only men have a penis.

by wild (HYDRA) February 3, 2022

penis

often described as a rocketship to play with in the bathtub...at least that's what my uncle said after dinner....

"Hey Uncle Billy, can I play with your penis in the bathtub after dinner? We're almost to the moon!"

by Uncle Glizzy March 11, 2022

Penis

Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.

Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”

Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”

by Menlikepink April 22, 2022

Penis

Your tripod. Your villain and two henchmen. Your sausage and two eggs males only

a females fear.

"Damn bro lemme touch yo penis!"
"Na bro thats my penis! Get your own!"

by Penislover112233 July 31, 2021