Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.

John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands

by grinc August 3, 2024

Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth*

When something seems to be a bit too weird, abnormal, but still quite interesting.

"Wow, Ethan why is there a nigger in the front of the bus?" - "I am not sure. Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth* "

by The Hmminator June 13, 2018

Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.

First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!

by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

hands on sight

Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face

“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”

“Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”

by Hmmmmhuhwhat? August 12, 2022