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Will You Be My Fortiestine?

A celebration of the love Valentine's Day and malt liquor. Friends of all backgrounds gather on Valentines Day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. Usually done while listening to love-themed music. Possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.
"Dude, did you hear that Chop almost died during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"
by thechop123 April 27, 2009
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putting you off

to not hang out or to lower in priority of things to do/people to meet or talk with.
Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?

Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment
by yoloyolo5454545 October 14, 2013
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straight off you

Straight off you could mean a person doesn't fuck with you or talk to you anymore for something you did or for an action you did online or in person
by Vic2Bic April 27, 2017
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You like men

This term is used as a derogatory phrase to tell a person that he/she said something stupid or did a stupid action.
Bro quit yelling or you like men.
by Jcarp831 February 27, 2020
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Thank you Nostradamus

The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.
Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.
by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014
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Are you ready for this shit ?!

Are you ready for this shit means some one is about to swing a kettlebell across campus.
* steps up to kettle bell *
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT ?! “
by Kettlebell2020 April 21, 2019
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I love you

The three words that can change your life in a positive or negative way. They are very powerful so be careful how you use them. You could really hurt someone.
by XxUnkownxX July 8, 2016
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