Crank the Cheese Grater 

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

Crank the Cheese Grater by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009

Sliding the Cheese 

When a man performs cunnilingus on a yeast infected vagina, collects all the "yeasties" on his tongue and French kisses the woman.

This girl had a yeast infection and asked me if I was down for sliding the cheese with her and some close friends.

Sliding the Cheese by donkey amplitude July 11, 2010

bop bop cheese 

This phrase is commonly used in situations in which no one has anything to say, and the conversation gets awkward. The end result is usually laughter.

Chris: Hey, Mary!
Mary: Hey.
Awkward silence occurs.
Chris: bop bop cheese
Mary: LOL USO FUNNY!

bop bop cheese by Shippo2wolf July 7, 2011

Chuck E Cheese 

A goofy or a lame. Used for roasting your boyz.

Aye bro the Chuck E Cheese lookin ass is a lame.

Chuck E Cheese by MestizoKid October 1, 2018

chili cheese frito bagle sandwich 

a bagle split in half with cream cheese spread on one side then a handful of chili cheese fritosis added and coverd with the rest of the bagle.

lets go get a chili cheese frito bagle sandwich.

chili cheese frito bagle sandwich by C<{XXX}[:::::::::::::::::::::::::> February 10, 2003

cream cheese and jam sandwiches 

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume

Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

cream cheese and jam sandwiches by Camp_milkman July 1, 2006

big cheese 

Lovers of doherty classics (look that up) like Haircut 100

big cheese by Abbot September 9, 2003