Crimson Dog Bowl

The act of giving oral sex to a woman who is bleeding from her period. Typically a messy act, such as when a dog laps from a bowl.

He lapped from the crimson dog bowl last night while at the party.

by anonymous August 3, 2024

Wrist in a bowl

To be in a vulnerable position or to have a lot at risk

he had his wrist in a bowl going off to war

by homixide_gypsy April 26, 2024

spray paint the bowl

Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.

Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”

by Uncleskag April 27, 2024

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Amazonian Chili Bowl

When a man eats a bowl of chili, then convinces his friend to sit upside down naked at the bottom of a ladder so the guy can shit into his adshole that’s stretched wide, he then proceeds to eat the shit like a bowl of chili

Mike: “Hey Sean, please let me try the Amazonian chili bowl on you!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”

by Guacamole Migga Pemis January 3, 2025

War-torn Bowl

The act of depositing such a violent despicable defecation that the remnants left behind in the toilet bowl are best described as resembling the towns villages and hamlets that have succumbed to mortar fire artillery and other types of military activities that have taken place leaving nothing behind but scattered remains shrapnel and many ruined lives.

Rodney : Damn bro Lauren really destroyed my hallway bathroom, after I managed to meander through the foul stench all that was left was the smoking War-torn Bowl.

Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.

by Rybread93 January 15, 2025

Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.

She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!

by Word G February 7, 2025