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Cunt Punt

When you kick a girl in the vagina
Man 1: I really hate Aliyah.

Man 2: Yeah, I think I'm gonna cunt punt her later.
by Harry Johnson February 8, 2017
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red cheeked cunt

a red cheeked cunt is a manslag who’s cheeks are always red and looks like they have painted their face red
daniel: omg look at that red cheeked cunt
tracy: what’s that?¿
daniel: oh tracy, i have a lot of explaining to do
by cookiefetishboy1233 November 11, 2019
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fuck off cunt as if

An Australian term used to emphasise how you question one's statement. However, depending on one's tone and context, it may denote other meanings.
Angry confrontation with police officer;
Officer: "Um sir you were doing 50 in a 40 zone"
Wayno: "FUCK OFF CUNT as if"

Social gathering with friends and acquaintances:
Jono: "....then I fucked Julians mum"
Stevo: "hahaha fuck off cunt as if"
by VVhorez October 15, 2020
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Middle-brick Cunt

Someone who prefers the easy, safe option; unwilling to take a risk.
One who, when playing Jenga, tends to push out a middle-brick instead of taking a side brick.
Go on, live a little, take the side brick you Middle-Brick Cunt.
by orukusaki October 15, 2011
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My Professor Is a Cunt

That one bitch, called McAvey that you fucking hate, because a response to an email is, "Your essay is good" and never response again.
Man my professor is a cunt, she never does anything properly.
by B O I March 8, 2017
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Cunt from Edinburgh

The non offical name for someone from Edinburgh.
'Here! see that guy, that's that cunt from Edinburgh'

'Dundonian, Glaswegian, cunt from Edinburgh'
by 420Maggot666 December 14, 2019
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cunt you down

if you dont ..., i will cunt you down
by zoenightnurse January 30, 2008
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