mom

When someone is so hot, attractive and funny

He’s so mom! Omg mom asf. That man is mom.

by Sexybek September 29, 2022

mom

your leader

my mom is my leader.

by urmom.com_69420 September 29, 2022

your mom

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe

Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022

UR MOM

MOST LIKLEY JUST A JOKE LMAO

someone: "hey, guess what?"
someone else: "what?"
someone: "ur mom.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

by i am cool :D October 3, 2022

yur mom

someone i fucked

i fucked yur mom

by your other stepmom October 3, 2022

ur mom

the woman in my bed last night

person 1: BOO!
person 2: AHH!
person 1: damn you sound just like ur mom
person 2: what. :|

by screaming-without-the-s October 5, 2022

Bro-Mom

A woman in your wife's social circle who is cool and even though you might smash under other circumstances you can be cool and hang with now without sexual attraction and she can still be your bro

Howzit to my favorite Bro-Mom? Down for some tacos?

by Fursey O'Veebee October 6, 2022