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Air Marshal John

Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.
Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.
by CTOilMan July 26, 2022
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Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
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what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.
by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022
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Alright calm down John

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
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National kiss John day

Find someone named john and kiss them
Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day
by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022
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A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.
Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.
by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023
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Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say
Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you
by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023
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