Stillusion Effect

An ironic occurrence when two situations happen either at the same time, or different times. When the blamed or the two people responsible (One at occurrence 1, one at occurrence 2) give strange but similar response or backup story. One will be lying and one will actually be telling the truth.

One person would accidentally break a peice of equipment, and the other person was accused of stealing something. Both of the people accused know nothing about the other or seen each other, but the person blaming both of them know them a certain way. Both of them give the same statement.

"I did not do it, I wouldn't have anything to do with it, why think I do such a thing?"

One is lying, one is innocent. Stillusion Effect was occurring.

by YesImLoki June 2, 2018

The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.

by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018

Doppelgänger effect

When you attracted to someone because they closely resemble your ex

I'm not sure if I'm into gingers now, or if it's a just the doppelgänger effect.

by Jpinn March 29, 2016

the shiv effect

When you say anything funny in any form, shape, or way and then an unfunny kid tries to copy you and it becomes unfunny after that because they're obnoxious and stupid

steven: I hop out with a stick i hop out with a gun, finish the lyrics!
shiv: LOL
steven: *tries to hold in laughter*
sylus: BWAHAHAHA

-later that day-

shiv: I hop out with a stick i hop out with a gun, finish the lyrics!
Everyone: thats not funny why would you ever say that im never gonna laugh or use that joke again
Unknown kid: Thats the shiv effect for you!

by rx3ynn April 29, 2023

The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.

'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'

by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018

Rebound Effect

When you find out your girlfriend/boyfriend is only dating you for a rebound, so you get a rebound yourself to coup, which then leads them to get a rebound and so on until the loop continues.

"I thought Terry was just with Emilia. Now he's with Karua?"
"Probably a rebound. Hope it doesn't cause a Rebound Effect."

by ineedhelpnow September 2, 2020

the sapio effect

an strategic and assertive way of dating where you don’t ask girls out but you assume they’ve already agreed to go out with you.

also stating facts about someone but is really just guessing

the girl will feel like she’s chasing you

average guy
beta: “w-would you like to go get dinner some time?”
girl: “eww no thanks bye”

the sapio effect
chad: “we’re going out for drinks this saturday, thanks for clearing out your schedule w the fam”
girl: “y-yes, of course! no problem haha!”

by averageguy1234 December 19, 2023