white girl water

An alcoholic infused seltzer beverage. Ex. White Claw

I've got beer, liquor or if your watching your calories I've got white girl water too.

by Arrestacat July 6, 2020

White Collar Steroids

When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...

Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.

Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.

Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.

by Mike109999 August 1, 2020

White in Shining Armor

White liberals who act as though they are doing a service protecting minorities, whilst only being annoying dumb asses. Also known as a white apologetic/ white savior.

Black dude trying to go to work: "What the fuck are you doing?"
16 year old white girl who is laying down in the street blocking traffic: "Um! I am standing up for your rights and demanding change!"
Black dude trying to go to work: "I don't need a White in Shining Armor, can you get the fuck out of the way I'm going to be late!"
16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"

by Jdeezy22 September 2, 2020

Little white oops

That awkward moment when you're having a normal conversation with someone, and suddenly it dawns on you that they were lied to by someone you're closer to and you just countered what they said happened. The person's reaction usually starts with "I thought (this happened)". This is when you have to choose to backtrack on what you said to cover up someone else's lie, or throw that person under the bus.

Joe: Bob and I had so much fun on those roller coasters yesterday!

Betty: I thought Bob was at work yesterday...

Joe: Well..uh..he was! I meant the day before yesterday!

Later that day...

Bob: Joe totally reamed me out for lying about working...he knew you told a little white oops.

by Lucyluck September 12, 2012

pop a white one

To ejaculate

Guy: Your mum's so fit, I just want to pop a white one over her

by The Minge Marauder August 26, 2013

white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.

Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012

red meets white

sex

mate with anna, there was a bit of red meets white

by irn bru789 March 21, 2011