The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
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Refers to an "acquired from the past" habit/routine/action/policy, usually of questionable morals/ethics. It originates from a practice that a former U.S. prez began many years ago, and so then one or more C-in-C's have partaken of same sinfulness on numerous occasions since then because they figger that it is something they can get away with and thus they should be able to do it themselves.
A few "classic" and disgraceful examples of a precedent of the United States would be Kennedy's philandering (and so Clinton and Dubya followed suit), Nixon's dirty politics (and so Reagan did likewise, as well), and Reagan's running rough-shod over everyone (just as The Donald is doing now).
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Used when someone fully, agrees with what is being discussed. An affirmation of how one feels about a certain subject or occurrence.
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