ass to mouth

The process of a mans penis entering the ass holey, and when horny settled in the mouth. No clean in between.

Jon put his penis into their ass. Later on he put it in their mouth...no clean in between. wow, said Jon, loved the ass to mouth.

by CawnishLad August 9, 2012

Mom Ass

What becomes of a butt wearing Mom Jeans.

This is encouraged by pulling your jeans up to your belly button. You will notice that the ass looks elongated and flat.

This is not sexy. This is not even attractive.

Girl, you've got Mom Ass in those jeans!

by saltydogg087 October 27, 2010

BROKE ASS

someone with no money or income. Or a name for an ugly person with no friends.

you're a broke ass. Look at that broke ass loser over there taking the bus to work..

by Jclss January 13, 2008

ass jam

When you press your bare ass against glass and it spreads, revealing the browneye. Spreading ass like you spread jam.

I bent over in the shower and ass jammed the glass. My girlfriend saw it and freaked out.

by Rambonanza February 19, 2009

bad ass

adj. 1. A general term used to describe behavior that is fearless, authentic, compassionate, and ethical. 2. Well above the social standard for "normal" behavior. 3. The opposite of dumb ass behavior.

Justin Timberlake made the bad ass move to escort a fan to the Marine Corps Ball.

by CunningLinguist71 November 20, 2011

light in the ass

#1 - Someone who shows no balls or can't pull weight

#2 - Someone/something that is too skinny or too small/lightweight

#3 - To light a fire under someones ass

#1 - I thought he was tough, but he proved himself light in the ass that night.

#2 - Ted - "Hows that four wheeler running?"

Biff - "Its got nut but a little light in the ass for my taste. It wont track for shit!"

#3 - Biff - "What am Im going to do to motivate this girl to work?"

Jeff - "Well my take is light in the ass or its sayonara!"

by chrisking5150 December 3, 2010

Ass Chugging

Drinking beer which is poured through the crack of another's ass on the way to the drinker's mouth. Usually a fraternity ritual where the drinker lies on his back, a bare-assed brother crouches directly over the mouth of the drinker, and another brother pours the beer down the length of the croucher's ass.

Surprisingly, the new low carbohydrate beers retain much of their crispness when they are ass chugged.

by Not Telling July 11, 2006