E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

E

what do you expect? its AN E.

no sentence though

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 November 26, 2022

e-binky

any handheld computer or smartphone used to allay boredom, or comfort or calm the user. (Adaptation of the word "binky," a common name for an infant's pacifier)

The wait was longer than I expected at the dentist's office. Good thing I had my e-binky to help pass the time.

by Illini OrangeBird January 25, 2011

E-Governor

a governor who uses electronic messaging frequently which was derived from Governor Jeb Bush’s usage of electronic messaging.

The E-Governor had a meeting with his staff via email.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

e-bola

A particularly nasty computer virus. (A play on words with the real disease ebola and the prefix "e-" meaning "electronic" as in "e-mail" or "e-books.")

This torrent site looks sketchy, I'm afraid I'll give my computer e-bola if I download anything here.

by PurpleNinjaGirl January 21, 2015

The E or Sock

Very hot person, who is very hot in the poo poo shit club.

Have u seen The E or Sock?
U mean the hot person, very hot person?

by Gaymothbastard December 29, 2021

E

This is a word used by the strongest believers of E. You most comment it on everything one day you’ll be found by them.

E

by E Cult Member October 10, 2020