Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".

Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction

by Butch1975. March 17, 2025

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what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

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It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.

Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?

by Irish mom March 1, 2018

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made of money M.O.M.

“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom”

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The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

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