Michael John

Another word for a cigarette

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.

Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).

by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

John Rana

A sexy beast who plays karuta

Person 1: "John Rana"

Person 2: "Fr."

by ShinnieIkari September 30, 2022

John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.

"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"

by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020

john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

John

A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.

OMGGGG!!! Its JOHN I can't wait to MATE with him.

by xXJxhnXx January 29, 2021

Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016