John Calc

The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.

Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah

by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025

John Winn

Very famous and very cool. His most famous quote is no doubt when he said, “welcome to the Winner’s Circle with me, John Winn. If you win, you’re in.” And then he won.

Did you hear John Winn’s planning on arm-wrestling David? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024

John

A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.

Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!

by Exio June 1, 2024

John af

On my best behaviour.

I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.

by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024

John

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.

Damn, John still coming around?

by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024

John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022

John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.

by Something_Strange June 7, 2024

Lucas John Zielinski

A little bitch who, instead of playing wz with the boys, deepthroats his girlfriends cock.

Guy#1: Yoo, I heard he left his boys to get pegged by a girl.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.

by Z hater fr June 8, 2024