John

A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.

Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!

by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022

John Glen Bonura II

Muscular homosexual hunk who is very touchy

Yo stop touching me youre being John Glen Bonura II

by Jean Porque June 5, 2025

Ron John Brown

When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you

Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night

by Liblabber November 3, 2018

Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.

"I'm bad at soccer, so my Papa John's Day of Reckoning is P.E."

by Nocaerc January 8, 2020

John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.

Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”

by pixidust June 8, 2025

John Wayne

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)

“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”

by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023

John

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people

Damn that guy has the penis of a John.

by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022