Eat you up

will clear you up in a argument

“I’ll eat you up keep playing with me”

by bigtalker August 23, 2023

Thank you Nostradamus

The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.

Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.

by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014

hi how are you

A word to say to someone who you first meet. Your also trying to be nice and friendly, but your just actually toxic as hell and your gonna make them go to depressed as everyone else that you did.

me: hi how are you
???: hi! im ok :)
me: didnt you read the urban dictionary?
???: oh no..

by im smart as ashley February 17, 2021

Would you Rather

Would you Rather is a choice game were you have to choose between two+ options and you *HAVE* to pick at least one.
Written by; Owen - basball1000

Would you rather be President of the United States or be the richest man alive in the U.S?
Comment down below you answer.

by basball1000 June 4, 2018

Iver-fuck-you

The Ivermectin equivalent prescribed by ANY physician with a horribly misguided conviction that an animal de-worming agent would have a chance in fucking hell against COVID 19.

My Doctor says that HE has the CURE for COVID; and that HE knows more than even TRUMP when it comes to treating the disease.
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!

by YAWA November 2, 2021

Will You Be My Fortiestine?

A celebration of the love Valentine's Day and malt liquor. Friends of all backgrounds gather on Valentines Day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. Usually done while listening to love-themed music. Possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.

"Dude, did you hear that Chop almost died during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019