String Cheese Incident 

A piss poor "jam band" from colorado that has created a following of loser hippie fucks the likes of which has not seen since the waning days of the grateful dead. this once talented bluegrass band has truly pissed in down the right right leg and shit down the left in an attempt to become a brainwashing techno/trance/molly popping/hippie cultivating machine. Once good music has since been replaced by repetitive bass lines, synthesizers and electric drum machines with the hopes of creating the largest following of mindlessness ever.

The String Cheese Incident raped my dog on their way to the show tonight.

String Cheese Incident by Cheese Hater December 3, 2005

dick cheese 

A particulary cliched and irrelovent local radio presenter.

Gooooooooood morning, I'm Dick Cheese.

dick cheese by James April 19, 2004

Chili Cheese Dog

Old people at the local library who are eating just sitting around eating

We need to leave, this place is full of Chili Cheese Dogs so I can't use the free internet

Chili Cheese Dog by Johnny5s April 30, 2008

swedish cheese 

This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese."

The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.

swedish cheese by skater jack daniels October 25, 2006

I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese 

What I say to people in D&D.

Zyngar:"I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese".
Some guy:"That will be one SP".

I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese by person yo-yo September 22, 2003

Bad Cheese

Bad Cheese is defined as highly odorant flatulence, or beefy defication.

Dude, do you have bad cheese??? That fucking reeks.

or

Fucking hell, my bad cheese is brutal! My ringpiece is burning.

Bad Cheese by Jughead McAnus January 2, 2009

Dream cheese 

The essence of pure awesome, and is the embodiment of all things awesome in our world. there is nothing more awesome than the dream cheese.

Can be used to describe something so awesome that it is beyond words. Dream cheese is not something to be taken lightly or said allowed in public places.

Example 1: "the dream cheese is Pure awesome, compared to that, captain falcon is just...cool."

Dream cheese by Vaati227 January 20, 2009