Poop

Something that comes out of you, but there are many variations-~-

Green Goblin
1. It is lumpy, soft and green, its what happens when you eat too much blue ice cream

Normie
2. No pain just slides out and goes

Guillotine

3. This is diarrhea you will be scared when you sleep

That are the og 3 the rest are artificials

Person 1: I have not peed or pooped in the past few days

Person 2: Just go poo

by Afishgato June 6, 2022

Poop

Bristol Donut, otherwise known as vegan donut.

I had a huge poop the other day; I've been getting a lot of bristol donut recently.

by M2 Cubing October 27, 2022

Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

Poop

Something that is brown and long that comes out of your butt.

I pooped today.

by DJ Callie October 10, 2019

poop donkeys

a pet donkey made of poop

poop donkeys make great pets, you can play with them, they're great for skin and hair

by natchbait June 6, 2011

Daddy Poop

Poop from your daddy (not dad)

Daddy poop when?

by UwU:v January 16, 2018

Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020