ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Get that cheese

A. To get Money
B. To give Money
C. To make Money

That wakadoo has to get that cheese!

by Captain Rooster April 6, 2021

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

Cheese sandwich

When you bend over a lovely lass and ram your stinky Smegma nob in her minge

Woof your leng I’d give u a cheese sandwich

by Bean Bumstead January 31, 2023

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020

Ham and Cheese

A DIY home rolled smoke comprised of both hash and marijuana whereby both substances are added to tobacco before being placed and rolled between cigarette papers to form an alternative 'sandwich' of sorts

Will we roll a "Ham and Cheese" for the buzz

by FrogDogg September 9, 2021

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023