end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 20, 2021

Tennessee Tapping Bear

Mysterious bear, similar to a black bear, that sneaks up on unsuspecting children and taps their shoulder before quickly disappearing. Rumor has it that if there is nowhere for them to hide, they can vanish into thin air.

The Tennessee tapping bear tapped my shoulder.

by Trizzlegrizzle April 25, 2021

Rusty polar bear

Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom

You will now have a cum dildo

Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty

Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear

by Suckballsfor£5 May 9, 2021

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic is a bITCH WHO DOSEN'T FINISH THE FMARONPA SCRIPT- /J

The definition of "bee the drippy polar bear of the artic...:"

"Hoe."
-Bee the drippy polar bear themselves

by Sprite Apples June 17, 2021

Noelle the jelly bear

Hehe if you see this your my friend it’s Noelle btw but ya 😎🙂

Noelle the jelly bear is the best

by Noellethejellybear June 19, 2021

National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.

Happy National Ugly Beard Day!

by sg_10 November 3, 2021

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021