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ur mom

A fucking stupid sentence that nobody fucking likes.
Guy: Where is Old Zealand?
some random kid: Ur Mom
by L.KUDFHGDSL June 8, 2020
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

Zack: Did you like my pizza
Carl: I liked your mom
by Farmer king lol February 17, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

Hobo: Hey wyd?
You: ur mom
by YyYyYYYyyYyUuUuUUUUhhhhhh March 20, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you
Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom
by QUEEN! May 2, 2019
mugGet the Your mommug.
the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
by yomommadisease April 30, 2020
mugGet the yo momma disease (your mom a disease)mug.

Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean
So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO
by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021
mugGet the Your mommug.

i hate my mom

Said most by teens became their mom wasn’t nice to them or a mire deep route im not willing to wrote cuz who even writs allat. Yall are not real
“I hate my mom” said when you feel like you hate your mom for breathing the wrong way or possibly wronging you and destroying your life, so much in between
by Plossom chan November 23, 2023
mugGet the i hate my mommug.

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