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Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions
Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning
by Inini February 27, 2024
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mich zombiee

A facebook WOMAN comedian who isn’t afraid to express herself. We should all let her rule the world. Tight pussy girl.
Person 1: Omg did you see mich zombiees new post?
Person 2: The one where she talks about wishing his cum was chunky so she can chew on it and savor the flavor longer? Yeah it was hilarious.
by scorpiooov February 28, 2024
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Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
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Michael Jordan

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
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Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Boy: “hey, how was the test
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024
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metchup

when a guy cums in a girl while she's on her period and the cum mixes with the period blood

synonym: pink sauce
Guy 1: "Bro have you ever made metchup before?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've mixed mayo and ketchup before, hbu?"
Guy 1: "I made metchup last night when I cummed in my girl and made a pink sauce with her pussy blood"
by Gheg March 5, 2024
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michael knowles

overall sick kid and would smack anyones ed in for 2 quid and half a luco.
i just michael knowles in my trousers
by jeremyclarksonzz March 7, 2024
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